*raps nervously* don’t be mean to my friends *fumbles with the mic* i’ll kick your ass *starts crying* i’ll kick your ass so hard *breaks down in tears* n-nigga…
I liek penguins
I really liek penguins.
I really do.
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
what the fuck is that and why is it all sad and alone
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
goin after the pussy