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grandkanye:

he’ll yea

he’aven yea

19 hours ago on June 19th | J | 3,191 notes

tacoposey:

what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links

19 hours ago on June 19th | J | 74,925 notes

im not even sassy im just an asshole

19 hours ago on June 19th | J | 137,243 notes
marinasmidriff:

WHAT THE HELL MAN 

marinasmidriff:

WHAT THE HELL MAN 

19 hours ago on June 19th | J | 559 notes

toxic-ponies:

omfg today in English class we were talking about reading books and some girl shouts ”BOOKS SUCK” and the quietest girl in my class says ”yeah almost as much as you do on the weekends” even the teacher laughed omfg

19 hours ago on June 19th | J | 128,079 notes

vocaroo:

*points at a tiny singing bird* you shut the fuck up

19 hours ago on June 19th | J | 43,282 notes

caseyanthonyofficial:

One time I got pulled over by a cop and I was so nervous that I thought I was supposed to call him “your honor” like we were in court or something but then I corrected last minute and I just said “Good evening your officer”

1 day ago on June 19th | J | 15,308 notes
1 day ago on June 19th | J | 4,309 notes

vocaroo:

*points at a tiny singing bird* you shut the fuck up

1 day ago on June 19th | J | 43,282 notes

toxic-ponies:

omfg today in English class we were talking about reading books and some girl shouts ”BOOKS SUCK” and the quietest girl in my class says ”yeah almost as much as you do on the weekends” even the teacher laughed omfg

1 day ago on June 19th | J | 128,079 notes
1 day ago on June 19th | J | 144,352 notes

im not even sassy im just an asshole

1 day ago on June 19th | J | 137,243 notes

tacoposey:

what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links

1 day ago on June 19th | J | 74,925 notes

grandkanye:

he’ll yea

he’aven yea

1 day ago on June 19th | J | 3,191 notes

babyferaligator:

gastroclon:

babyferaligator:

what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?

pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Pigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.

NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT

1 day ago on June 19th | J | 29,498 notes