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paris666hilton:

OMFG

paris666hilton:

OMFG

4 hours ago on September 23rd | J | 64,483 notes

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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1 day ago on September 22nd | J | 156,432 notes
1 day ago on September 22nd | J | 33,898 notes

bitrates:

Today at Walmart I saw a little kid pick up a penny off the ground and swallow it. The creatures you find at Walmart…

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1 day ago on September 22nd | J | 11,935 notes

blameaspartame:

earl’s purchase

1 day ago on September 22nd | J | 34,088 notes
iguanamouth:

having trouble hearing? isolate yourself in the audio cube

iguanamouth:

having trouble hearing? isolate yourself in the audio cube

1 day ago on September 22nd | J | 20,294 notes
1 day ago on September 22nd | J | 110,491 notes


i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED

I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG

i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED

I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG

1 day ago on September 22nd | J | 204,860 notes

snazziest:

cocka doodle do me

1 day ago on September 22nd | J | 304 notes

miss-zarves:

i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE

1 day ago on September 22nd | J | 104,022 notes
afuckinglesbian:

don’t tell me how to live my life

afuckinglesbian:

don’t tell me how to live my life

1 day ago on September 22nd | J | 83,618 notes
nothinglikeyoulove:

This made me so happy

nothinglikeyoulove:

This made me so happy

1 day ago on September 22nd | J | 368,579 notes

kingcheddarxvii:

If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2

1 day ago on September 22nd | J | 32,737 notes
house-lannister-bitch:

A little gem from the ever educational Wall Street Journal

house-lannister-bitch:

A little gem from the ever educational Wall Street Journal

1 day ago on September 22nd | J | 37,876 notes

myheart137:

capt9rs:

chepibola:

rnozzarellasticks:

memeluvr2:

my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi

I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”

GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI

luigi! at the disco

i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already

1 day ago on September 22nd | J | 491,011 notes