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silentshivers:

My kind of town.

silentshivers:

My kind of town.

7 hours ago on April 24th | J | 41,341 notes

maquisleader:

It’s a million laughs around the Science Bros

7 hours ago on April 24th | J | 68,891 notes

ernoji:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

7 hours ago on April 24th | J | 258,781 notes
girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know
7 hours ago on April 24th | J | 36,105 notes
dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

7 hours ago on April 24th | J | 407,313 notes
7 hours ago on April 24th | J | 10,240 notes

ezrakoenig:

hearing your favourite song on the radio is 5000x more exciting than hearing it on your ipod.

7 hours ago on April 24th | J | 238,564 notes

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

7 hours ago on April 24th | J | 217,922 notes

spamanos:

tumblr needs a wendy

7 hours ago on April 24th | J | 93,445 notes

almost-tumbir-famous:

fifty-shadesofgay:

pleatedjeans:

buttersafe

OH THANK GOD

i was scared for a second

7 hours ago on April 24th | J | 141,740 notes

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

7 hours ago on April 24th | J | 468,914 notes

hellotailor:

"Join HYDRA, it’s a really good idea." — loads of totally normal people, apparently.

7 hours ago on April 24th | J | 47,487 notes
burnout-velvet:

Give me all the bacon and eggs you have

burnout-velvet:

Give me all the bacon and eggs you have

7 hours ago on April 24th | J | 88,658 notes

lasagnababy:

in lit we were about to read a book on concentration camps and so my teacher told everyone to draw what came to mind when they thought of world war 2 and she thought the pictures were so good she hung them up on the wall and now i sit in front of this image

7 hours ago on April 24th | J | 62,924 notes

corneliapornelia:

He looks so tiny and cute here. He would probably punch me in the face for describing him like that but there you go.

7 hours ago on April 24th | J | 3,086 notes