My kind of town.
It’s a million laughs around the Science Bros
tru friends ignore each other’s acne
When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.
hearing your favourite song on the radio is 5000x more exciting than hearing it on your ipod.
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
tumblr needs a wendy
OH THANK GOD
i was scared for a second
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story
"Join HYDRA, it’s a really good idea." — loads of totally normal people, apparently.
Give me all the bacon and eggs you have
in lit we were about to read a book on concentration camps and so my teacher told everyone to draw what came to mind when they thought of world war 2 and she thought the pictures were so good she hung them up on the wall and now i sit in front of this
He looks so tiny and cute here. He would probably punch me in the face for describing him like that but there you go.