Cool Story Bro.

Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...

Tumblr: Delicious food? There.

Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...

Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*

Tumblr: PORN?

Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?

Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?

Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?

Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE

Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS

white vs. asian parents

white kid: mom i dyed my hair blond, blue, green, and pink!!

white parent: how cute!! take a picture and show grandma!

vs.

asian kid: mom I dyed my hair brown!!

asian parent: BITCH U WANNA DIE YOU BETTER DYE YOUR HAIR BACK TO BLACK YOU BITCH FUCK U CHING CHONG TROI OI